"I really want a boyfriend like Tate from Murder House"
“I HATE Emma Roberts for trying to split up Zoe and Kyle”
“Coven was REALLY bad”
“Zoe’s personal hell was SO cute omg”
“Cordelia shouldn’t have been the Supreme”
“Asylum was TOO dark
if you don’t think this is the best post in this fandom then get out.
"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
whats up w/ grown men who look at all the evils of the modern world and go “the real enemy is teenage girls, with their duckface and their smartphones and their selfies and their boy bands. they are destroying culture”
"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"
translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.