straightannabeth:

REALLY SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS!!!

  • GCSEs
  • A Levels
  • UCAS applications
  • michael gove’s education reforms
  • university
  • responsibility
  • david cameron
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not-thefunniestblog:

when someone expects that i will pay for my own food

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juilanne:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

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Characters you should never kill off in books because your fandom will literally never forgive you:

trenchcoatsexual:

trenchcoatsexual:

  • beloved pets
  • only 1 twin

yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you

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  • When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
  • When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
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p1ants:

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

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johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

"I’m not a feminist but I believe men and women are equal"

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that’s what a feminist is???????

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scandalousadventures:

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

scottish:

some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell

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